Let the Buyer Beware


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Style/genre: Musical theatre character or "charm" song
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Background: Written to fulfill an assignment for the New Tuners Workshop in Chicago.
Singer(s): Scanlon the scam artist.
Description: Scanlon says to the judge, "Maybe you should try it, Your Honor. My service I mean. It's called "1-900-LULLABY." Great idea, huh? You have a hard day, still tense when you go to bed, can't sleep. So you call me and my tape lulls you off and you find your dreams, huh? Just $3.00 a minute. Can I help it if 90% of my customers fall asleep before they can hang up the phone? I'm doing my job, right? Doing what they asked for." He sings..