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I say
Caveat emptor, I say
Let the buyer take care,
It's a jungle out there,
I swear!
I say
What am I but a businessman who
Meets a certain demand?
Once you've shaken my hand,
All's fair.
Now, I'm no sneak thief running
in the night,
No wallet-snatcher vanishing from sight,
My principles are clear:
I'm just out to make a dollar,
Don't get hot beneath the collar, `cause...
I am just a hard working man
who
Has found a lucrative way
To let the other guy pay
His bills...
I say
If you want to hold on to all your
Precious family jewels,
Don't entrust them to fools
Or shills
And if each and every rube could
have his day,
He'd surely turn the screw the other way.
It doesn't seem quite fair:
Just because I got an angle,
Everyone says, "Let him dangle!"
You say
You been down on your luck, you tell me
You got a wife and three kids,
And you been hittin the skids...
How sad.
I say
If you're stupid enough to fall for
Any carrot I pick
At the end of a stick,
Too bad!
Don't tell me I'm unkind
Just because some men are blind...
Let the buyer beware!
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