He was a Big-Ass Bug

He’d hide beneath the rug

Repulsive as a slug

With morals of a thug

He’d show his ugly mug

And folks would lose their plug

He loved to make them shriek

And run into next week

He’d show his sneaky beak

And watch the people freak

He never had to speak --

He’d peek and they would yeek!

Until one day, a jug

Done killed that big-ass bug.