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Another song about politics
Artist Statement
In those lovely days when the administration shall look different, may they please come, you can sing the "Donald" line as "Or try Donald, Xi or Kim Jong Un".
The Trains Will Run On Time
Benito always wanting more G D G
Hung his face on every door e D G
War is peace and peace is war e D Cadd9
(But his trains would run on time) A7 [em opt.] D
Choke the courts and own the news
Fraud is fair and bribes are dues
Dispose of those who might refuse
But the trains would run, the trains would run
The trains will run on time, G (with hammer-on/off C)
The trains will run on time G e
It’s a tragedy, it’s a crime D7sus4 D7 C
But the trains will run on time C D G
Bennie’s black was Adolf’s brown <= This is wrong in audio file and will be corrected.
Vanished folks from every town
Do anything to wear that crown
(Life might come undone, but the trains would run)
Lackeys blithely did his deeds
Building monuments to greed
Allies were just there to bleed
But the trains would run, the trains would run
REFRAIN
To Joseph, laws were whips to bear
Drilled the Earth and fouled the air
Played history like Solitaire
(Just a nasty son of a . . . trains would run)
Cruelty that’s by design
Art must toe the party line
Fear and favor intertwine
But the trains would run, the trains would run
REFRAIN
Ol’ Saddam had girls and wives
His cronies all lived gilded lives
Elections at the points of knives
(Take your food for guns, but the trains will run)
Bully, threaten and punch down
Compassion means you’re just a clown
Camps for those who made him frown
But the trains . . . the trains . . .
REFRAIN
Yes this is how the end begins
Kill off rights men died to win
What is not a lie, is spin
But those trains will run
Now the saddest scary thing to do
Mix up the names and sing it through
Or use “Donald”and it’s all still true—
Try it and you’ll see it, too!
The trains will run on time,
And history will rhyme
It’s a tragedy, it’s a crime
But the trains will run on time
It’s a tragedy, it’s a crime
But the trains will run on time
Music and lyrics ©2026 Squeaky Toy Music / Adam M. Steinberg. All rights reserved.
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Song recorded, engineered and mixed by Steve Shadforth, Lanigans Van Productions, Kleinmachnow, Germany, in April 2026.
Acoustic guitar: Adam Steinberg
Vocals: Adam
Bass guitar: Steve
Drums and percussion: Steve and Logic Pro
Organ: Adam and Steve, GarageBand and Logic
Strings: Steve and Adam, Logic and GarageBand

