The Very Short Blog with The Very Long Name

So as some of you may know, I have an actual degree in Musical Theatre Writing from Tisch School of the Arts at NYU. I am proud of my...

So I’m like, “Yuh-huh,” and she’s all, “Nuh-uh,” and I go, “Whatever,” and she say, Wap! [Last word is punctuated by a slapping motion.]

I’ve perfected my method of turning shit into gold. Here, would you like to hold some?