The Very Short Blog with The Very Long Name

My fortune is assured with this invention. It's a snow globe, sold to tourists to Death Valley National Park, with just some sand in it....

I have my new invention figured out. Ever had to throw up in a bar? (Bear with me.) Toilets are hard to get to without kneeling on the...

Time for a new invention. Something that really ought to exist to help people in need, or reduce suffering, or help mankind to thrive,...