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Bar Friend

I have my new invention figured out. Ever had to throw up in a bar? (Bear with me.) Toilets are hard to get to without kneeling on the (ugh) floor, right? In that tiny booth. Yet the sinks out front lack privacy.

Never fear! Your bar has installed my new BARFriend in its washrooms, a porcelain receptacle resembling a urinal with hand-holds, set slightly higher on the wall.

Just lean in and let loose. Sweeps liquids and solids away with a flush. Well, why not?

[Apr. 2011]

Very strange result of prompt, "Very happy urinal. Computer game art." by Craiyon.

Of course, this one is too high up and lacks handles. :-)


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