The Very Short Blog with The Very Long Name

Why is it that when cleaning the ear canal with your pinky finger in the shower, you purse your lips and stretch out your face? (I am...

I dreamt I was a Serbian woman, some sort of spy. My task was to place a package in a closed office building in the western suburbs of...

The searchers moved like ghosts around the room. Wedged behind the file cabinet, I held my breath. My heart thundered in my chest;...

I have been giving one piece of advice to new parents. It grew out of a task I managed to complete recently after putting it off for...

My fortune is assured with this invention. It's a snow globe, sold to tourists to Death Valley National Park, with just some sand in it....

Saw a guy at the gym. He wasn’t exercising. I saw him at the chest fly machine. He sat there for the requisite two minutes or maybe a bit...

See, I was clueless on the whole nepotism thing. As a songwriter, what might be something that could help me find success? Well, I could...

I have my new invention figured out. Ever had to throw up in a bar? (Bear with me.) Toilets are hard to get to without kneeling on the...

Presque vu: from the French (meaning "almost seen"), is the intense feeling of being on the very brink of a powerful insight or...

In this new age, we have had to learn an entirely new set of behavioural signals and norms. I say "have had to learn" as if we had...