AdamJul 1, 20231 minEar-Cleaning FaceWhy is it that when cleaning the ear canal with your pinky finger in the shower, you purse your lips and stretch out your face? (I am...
AdamJun 30, 20231 minI dreamt I was a Serbian womanI dreamt I was a Serbian woman, some sort of spy. My task was to place a package in a closed office building in the western suburbs of...
AdamJun 28, 20231 minHunted: A Very Short StoryThe searchers moved like ghosts around the room. Wedged behind the file cabinet, I held my breath. My heart thundered in my chest;...
AdamJun 26, 20232 minAdvice for New ParentsI have been giving one piece of advice to new parents. It grew out of a task I managed to complete recently after putting it off for...
AdamJun 25, 20231 minTruth in advertisingMy fortune is assured with this invention. It's a snow globe, sold to tourists to Death Valley National Park, with just some sand in it....
AdamJun 24, 20231 minExercise by associationSaw a guy at the gym. He wasn’t exercising. I saw him at the chest fly machine. He sat there for the requisite two minutes or maybe a bit...
AdamJun 23, 20231 minNo-potismSee, I was clueless on the whole nepotism thing. As a songwriter, what might be something that could help me find success? Well, I could...
AdamJun 22, 20231 minBar FriendI have my new invention figured out. Ever had to throw up in a bar? (Bear with me.) Toilets are hard to get to without kneeling on the...