Ear-Cleaning Face
Why is it that when cleaning the ear canal with your pinky finger in the shower, you purse your lips and stretch out your face? (I am...
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The Very Short Blog with The Very Long Name
Adam
Jun 30, 20231 min read
I dreamt I was a Serbian woman
I dreamt I was a Serbian woman, some sort of spy. My task was to place a package in a closed office building in the western suburbs of...
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Adam
Jun 28, 20231 min read
Hunted: A Very Short Story
The searchers moved like ghosts around the room. Wedged behind the file cabinet, I held my breath. My heart thundered in my chest;...
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Adam
Jun 26, 20232 min read
Advice for New Parents
I have been giving one piece of advice to new parents. It grew out of a task I managed to complete recently after putting it off for...
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Adam
Jun 25, 20231 min read
Truth in advertising
My fortune is assured with this invention. It's a snow globe, sold to tourists to Death Valley National Park, with just some sand in it....
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Adam
Jun 24, 20231 min read
Exercise by association
Saw a guy at the gym. He wasn’t exercising. I saw him at the chest fly machine. He sat there for the requisite two minutes or maybe a bit...
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Adam
Jun 23, 20231 min read
No-potism
See, I was clueless on the whole nepotism thing. As a songwriter, what might be something that could help me find success? Well, I could...
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Adam
Jun 22, 20231 min read
Bar Friend
I have my new invention figured out. Ever had to throw up in a bar? (Bear with me.) Toilets are hard to get to without kneeling on the...
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Adam
Jun 20, 20231 min read
My favorite concept of the year
Presque vu: from the French (meaning "almost seen"), is the intense feeling of being on the very brink of a powerful insight or...
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Adam
Jun 19, 20232 min read
The Zoom Where it Happens
In this new age, we have had to learn an entirely new set of behavioural signals and norms. I say "have had to learn" as if we had...
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