AdamJun 17, 20234 minA Talkative Nature: a musical theatre sceneSo as some of you may know, I have an actual degree in Musical Theatre Writing from Tisch School of the Arts at NYU. I am proud of my...
AdamJun 16, 20231 minC'mon now.You can't tell me that <3 looks like a heart. Clearly, it's a busty garden gnome. (Picture stolen from Etsy)
AdamJun 15, 20231 minPlay I wrote in high schoolSo I’m like, “Yuh-huh,” and she’s all, “Nuh-uh,” and I go, “Whatever,” and she say, Wap! [Last word is punctuated by a slapping motion.]
AdamJun 14, 20231 minYou're gonna miss me when I'm goneWe’re moving to the Philippines in a little under two months. I went bike riding about two weeks ago and I was really, really cold, and I...
AdamJun 13, 20231 minThe Steinberg RuleI taught my kids the Steinberg Rule. The Steinberg Rule is that if you see something on the ground and you pick it up, you own it. You...
AdamJun 11, 20231 min"Nuggets": A poemI’ve perfected my method of turning shit into gold. Here, would you like to hold some?
AdamJun 10, 20231 minHandy challengeDoes anyone really think that if they saw a bunch of pictures of the backs of people’s hands, like 100 of them, they would know their own?
AdamJun 10, 20231 minIt's the time of matriculationFriends, if you know any high school graduates that you want to give some summer reading to, you could link them to me college advice...