The Very Short Blog with The Very Long Name

So as some of you may know, I have an actual degree in Musical Theatre Writing from Tisch School of the Arts at NYU. I am proud of my...

You can't tell me that <3 looks like a heart. Clearly, it's a busty garden gnome. (Picture stolen from Etsy)

So I’m like, “Yuh-huh,” and she’s all, “Nuh-uh,” and I go, “Whatever,” and she say, Wap! [Last word is punctuated by a slapping motion.]

We’re moving to the Philippines in a little under two months. I went bike riding about two weeks ago and I was really, really cold, and I...

I taught my kids the Steinberg Rule. The Steinberg Rule is that if you see something on the ground and you pick it up, you own it. You...

I’ve perfected my method of turning shit into gold. Here, would you like to hold some?

Does anyone really think that if they saw a bunch of pictures of the backs of people’s hands, like 100 of them, they would know their own?

Friends, if you know any high school graduates that you want to give some summer reading to, you could link them to me college advice...

This blog will attempt to follow the Chicago Manual of Style, 17th ed., except where it doesn't. Chicago, you may know, prefers that...

What do turkeys think of “turkey sausage”? I bet they are royally pissed off. “What, you’re going to kill me and make pretend I am...